glitter spill in buttonland kills 20

a recent glitter spill in buttonland stranded 20 buttons this morning. says reporter jonathan aniston, "A Glitter International truck tipped over on to 20 helpless passersby, killing 10 instantly and 10 more later from Glitter Inhalation. It is really a great tragedy." A nearby spool of gold thread got away physically unharmed, but psychologically scarred from the incident.