just the usual

i'd like to inform you all of a highly important event. not 2 minutes ago i picked up 2 Reese's Pieces candies. As most people do, I meant to eat them. Somehow en route from tray to mouth both Reese's Pieces got wildly out of control and flung themselves at my forehead. Both Reese's Pieces connected with my forehead and then fell to the ground, where the dog proceeded to eat them.

It was one of the oddest experiences of my life.