"rejected" short film
"REJECTED" produced by Bitter Filmd screenplay by Don Hertzfeld, is rather funny and terribly random. It is simply cartoon stick-figure animation of a vaguely disturbing, but funny, and random sort. The video is divided into segments, each an "ad" for the Family Learning Channel or some Home Products. I will Rate and Review each segment below. 5 stars being best, 1 star being worst.
SEGMENT ONE: MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
G rated g for general audiences. 5 stars I give it five stars for funny randomness.
SEGMENT TWO: I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET
G rated g for general audiences. 5 stars It is also funny randomness. Vaguely disturbing too.
SEGMENT THREE: SILLY HATS ONLY
PG rated pg for cartoon violence. 4 starsEVEN MORE FUNNY RANDOMNESS! But more violent.
SEGMENT FOUR: ANGRY TICKS
PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon violence and mild language. 2 stars Funny, but rather pointless.
SEGMENT FIVE: I'M FEELING FAT AND SASSY
PG-13 rated pg-13 for graphic cartoon blood. 2 stars Funny, but the violence takes away from it.
SEGMENT SIX: BLIND YIELD
PG rated pg for very mild cartoon violence and mild language. 4 stars You gotta admit, its hilarious.
SEGMENT SEVEN: I'M THE QUEEN OF FRANCE
PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon violence and graphic cartoon blood and gore. 0 starsIts dumb. Skip it.
SEGMENT EIGHT: POOEY TAKES HIS FIRST STEPS!
PG rated pg for mild cartoon violence and very mild language. 3 Stars Funny funny.
SEGMENT NINE: LIFE IS GOOD!
PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon blood and gore. 0 Stars I do not like this one. Turn off the sound and switch to a different window while it runs.
SEGMENT 10: LEFT HAND
G rated g for general audiences. 2 stars for randomness but not THAT funny.
SEGMENT 11: UNSTABLE
PGrated pg for mildly disturbing images. 5 stars i like this part. makes me laugh hard.
Thanks for reading the review! NOW YOU KNOW. I would watch it and just skip the parts you don't wanna see.
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