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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

"rejected" short film

"REJECTED" produced by Bitter Filmd screenplay by Don Hertzfeld, is rather funny and terribly random. It is simply cartoon stick-figure animation of a vaguely disturbing, but funny, and random sort. The video is divided into segments, each an "ad" for the Family Learning Channel or some Home Products. I will Rate and Review each segment below. 5 stars being best, 1 star being worst.

SEGMENT ONE: MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

G rated g for general audiences. 5 stars I give it five stars for funny randomness.

SEGMENT TWO: I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET

G rated g for general audiences. 5 stars It is also funny randomness. Vaguely disturbing too.

SEGMENT THREE: SILLY HATS ONLY

PG rated pg for cartoon violence. 4 starsEVEN MORE FUNNY RANDOMNESS! But more violent.

SEGMENT FOUR: ANGRY TICKS

PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon violence and mild language. 2 stars Funny, but rather pointless.

SEGMENT FIVE: I'M FEELING FAT AND SASSY

PG-13 rated pg-13 for graphic cartoon blood. 2 stars Funny, but the violence takes away from it.

SEGMENT SIX: BLIND YIELD

PG rated pg for very mild cartoon violence and mild language. 4 stars You gotta admit, its hilarious.

SEGMENT SEVEN: I'M THE QUEEN OF FRANCE

PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon violence and graphic cartoon blood and gore. 0 starsIts dumb. Skip it.

SEGMENT EIGHT: POOEY TAKES HIS FIRST STEPS!

PG rated pg for mild cartoon violence and very mild language. 3 Stars Funny funny.

SEGMENT NINE: LIFE IS GOOD!

PG-13 rated pg-13 for cartoon blood and gore. 0 Stars I do not like this one. Turn off the sound and switch to a different window while it runs.

SEGMENT 10: LEFT HAND

G rated g for general audiences. 2 stars for randomness but not THAT funny.

SEGMENT 11: UNSTABLE

PGrated pg for mildly disturbing images. 5 stars i like this part. makes me laugh hard.

Thanks for reading the review! NOW YOU KNOW. I would watch it and just skip the parts you don't wanna see.

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